And then I said
gangbanglerfish:

queenofokay:

alligatorteeth:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

ALIENS!
AND NOT THE COOL BOW TIE WEARING KIND

what the fuck is this
what

what

gangbanglerfish:

queenofokay:

alligatorteeth:

The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.

ALIENS!

AND NOT THE COOL BOW TIE WEARING KIND

what the fuck is this

what

what

  1. way2chill reblogged this from maybenotamuggle
  2. spankmedaddy0304 reblogged this from maybenotamuggle and added:
    Things that make you go hmmmmmm?!?
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  10. stressedaze reblogged this from team-somf and added:
    The picture isn’t even the blobs tho they were the size of rice read the story
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  13. tinkermagic reblogged this from blackberriesandchocolatejuice and added:
    Why would you pick it up with your bare hands??? It’s like people don’t watch movies anymore :/
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  19. ben-yusef reblogged this from revolutionary-afrolatino and added:
    this sounds like the CIA’s handiwork.
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  24. thatqueerchick reblogged this from revolutionary-afrolatino and added:
    But that photo is of salamander eggs and the real blobs were smaller than a grain of rice.